Rachel Jones as Katherin Berlow
Rebecca Doe as Simoriah Madoc
Stephanie Doe as Trinity Karr
Steven Smith as Lucas Walenczak/Luke
Jake Jones as Shinigami

Directed by Gary Johnson

"Why can't you be in love with each other at the same time?" Sim complained. Trinity said nothing but smacked her forehead in frustration.
"I can't help it the wench has a death wish." Luke grinned sarcastically.
"Oh that's it!" Kitty snapped at Luke. "You're going down."
"Bring it on bitch." Luke snarled back. Kitty made a high kick that he stopped with his hands. He twisted it making her twirl in the air, but while she twisted her free foot smacked him in the face knocking his fangs out. They hit the blond woman on the head.
"OW!" she held her face. "That wasn't in the script!" The brown-eyed brunette picked herself off the ground.
"I am so sorry." She apologized. "Are you ok?"
"I can't work under these god damn conditions!" she screeched at the director.
"Now, Steph." The short black-haired woman tried to calm her down. "I'm sure she didn't mean it…"
"Didn't mean it my ass!"
"Your ass?" the other blonde interrupted. "I'm the one she kicked."
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to." Rachel picked the fangs off the ground and gave them to Steven only to have them slapped from her hands.
"I SWEAR the WHOLE CAST is OUT TO GET ME!" Steph stormed off the set. The new cameramen were dazed and confused while the regular guys passed around a bag of popcorn.
"Stephi! Now just hold on!" Becca chased after her sister.
"Maybe they'll get lost again and never come back." Rachel mumbled with a mouthful of the buttery goodness.
"Wishful thinking." Steven shook his head "They always remember to follow the little signs."
Gary the director sipped on his coffee from his chair.
"Ok, since Rebecca and Stephanie are gone. We'll shoot the scene where Lucas and Kitty make up and make out."
"Again?" Steven whined.
"Hey, it's what the audience wants." Gary argued.
"But I promised Pat I'd lay off the romantic stuff for a while." The blonde pleaded.
"Mmmf fmm fmm fmmm hmmf." Rachel muffled through the muffin shoved in her mouth. She swallowed hard. "I'm not THAT undesirable." Steven rolled his eyes.
"I think it's about time this Lucas guy came out. I mean COME ON. No real guy can be that hot and sensitive without being a fag." Rachel crossed her arms defiantly and glared as she said this.
"I totally agree!" Steven called out.
"But I said I was sorry about that!" Becca and Stephi returned, this time the taller trailing behind the shorter.
"I'll never forgive you for what you did to Mr. Fluffylumpkins!!!"
"So I tried to heat the turtle bowl over the furnace and forgot about him a few days! He went peacefully!"
"He was melted to the bottom of the bowl!"
"At least I put him out of his misery before he turned queer like Steve!"
"Leave me out of this." he called over to them and took a drink of the pink squirrel his goonie had brought him.
"Can we please get back to work?" Gary screamed impatiently. "We have a time limit!"
"Hi guys." Jack walked in. "Am I late?"
"Jackie!" Rachel ran up to the man who played the god of death and hugged him.
Stephanie shuddered while Becca had a dreamy sort of look on her face.
"Great!" Gary exclaimed. "Now we can do the love scene where Simoriah finds out she's pregnant."
"What again?" Becca creased her brow. "Haven't we used that story line a dozen times?"
"Yes and the audience still loves it. Now, Shinigami is sitting on the bed when…"
"Wait a minute." Rachel interrupted. "I don't like the sound of this one." Gary glared at her briefly then moved on.
"Shinigami is sitting on the bed when Simoriah waltzes in. She tells him she's pregnant and he tells her he loves her, got it? Good. PLACES!" Jack goes to the prop bed and sits down, Rebecca stands outside the door, and the others sit somewhere off stage. "ACTION!"
Simoriah walked into the bed room with a big grin.
"Notice anything different about me?" she crooned.
"Um…you did something with your hair?" Shinigami wondered. Sim leaps in and jumps into the bed with Shini.
"No."
"You got a face lift."
"No!"
"I know. You gained a few pounds!" Sim hit him in the arm.
"NO BAKA! I'M PREGNANT! I swear if our baby has your IQ I'll kill it at birth." Sim scoffed.
"Oh. I lo…" Jack started to grin. He cleared his throat and tried again. "I lohehehe." He chortled.
"CUT!" Gary shouted from his chair. "I said Shinigami professes hi love not Shinigami laughs his head off!"
"I know. I know." Jake calmed himself.
"Ok. Start again with 'No Baka'."
"NO BAKA! I'M PREGNANT! I swear if our baby has your IQ I'll kill it at birth." Sim turned away from him and pouted.
"Oh. I lovhahaha…I'm sorry." Jack laughed. Becca started to turn red.
"Ok. We'll skip on to the next scene." Gary proposed. "Trinity finds out Simoriah is pregnant and she pitches a fit. Can we do that one?" Gary started to grow impatient. Everyone just nodded. "Good, places!"
They all scattered about the stage. "GO!"
"Sim's pregnant again." Kitty realized.
"She's what?" Trin declared and marched to her cousin. "You're what?"
"More excitement!" Gary directed.
"You're pregnant! How am I supposed…"
"More feeling!" Gary put in.
"How am I SUPPOSED to keep up in the fertility race if YOU keep getting PREGNANT?"
"Good." Gary interrupted the scene once more. "Now once more only this time act as if you're mad."
"HEY! THESE CREATIVE JUICES TAKE TIME TO KICK IN! I CAN'T JUST TURN ON ANGER LIKE A FAUCET YOU KNOW!" Steph exclaimed.
"Perfect! Now do that with your lines!"
"SCREW YOU!" Steph stormed off set once more. Gary just rubbed his temples with his fingers.
"That's a wrap people. We'll finish up tomorrow. You can all go home." In record time everybody was cleared out. Gary sighed and sipped on his now cold coffee. "The things I put up with to get paid." He grumbled.
Fin