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"Stick a penny in a socket, and you never do it again."
"God is always watching, so be entertaining."
"I don't understand it, but if it doesn't catch me on fire then HEY!
I'm all for it!"
"Well, I survived to see another day...damn."
"Some people scrape the icing off the cake, while others scrape the cake
off the icing."
"Famous last words: 'Let's split up gang!'"
"Back? The bitch never left."
"Ya lost me. I don't know why I insist on hanging out with you people."
"Look, I know this is your life's work and all but...how can I put this
lightly...you suck at it."
"So many to torture, so little lives."
"The man you're cheating with, is cheating on you with your husband."
"If you look guilty of something, whether you're doing anything or not,
you're going to get caught."
"I love you, but you tried to kill me. I think that's a sign..."
"Cheer up, the world may surprise you today. It's full of those."
"It's not really THAT hard to take a 200 lb man down, you just have to
know where to aim."
"Sometimes the thought process tries too hard to fit the square peg in
the round hole."
"After I got into genetics I decided never to have children. I only have a one in four chance they wont be like me."
"They've found me, I have to leave the country."
"Maybe I should just put a sign on my chest that says Out-Of-Order."
"It's 12:58 at night, where are those damn sheep?"
"When we last left the unstable trio, Simoriah had just killed Shinigami and single handedly saved Lucas and Kitty from perilous doom…well almost perilous…ok! ok! so they were just lost in the palace courtyard…but it could have been perilous! There were rocks and stuff." - me as Shock's Narrator
"Will the Hepachi savage brutally murder our heroes? Will Simoriah and Lucas ever wake up? Will Kitty and Macie manage to escape their bonds to defend themselves in under five seconds? It's been done before." - me as Shock's Narrator
"She stared ahead for a minute. Reality had hit her like a psychopath. Ripping out her heart then having the gal to do a Mexican tape dance on it." - me as Shock's Narrator
"Do you really expect me to remember something that happened yesterday?"
"My plans always work out fine in my head, then I try to explain them."
"I know I'm not normal, but it makes life easier to pretend you are amongst those who think they are too."
"The millinium: birth place of a new generation full of sex, drugs, and hiphop hybrids."
"My old stuff has about as much readability of Engrish."